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A cop was approaching from about a block away, thinking to himself, "Boy, my eyes must be going. They still watch because the numbers go down once more. I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great colleges, so sure, I would! Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some weed. Did you hear about the blonde that put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind? Boobs can make a long trip seem short, make a bad day seem great. The loser had to wear their underpants on the outside.
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I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. When they got a KFC bucket. What did one broke hooker say to the other? It's Braille for "Suck here". When chuck norris plays chess, he only uses the king and queen because all the other pieces get in his way and then gives the pieces to his opponent because they need all the help they can get.